Oiga, ¿está Morpheo? ¡Que se ponga!

- ¿Señor Morpheo?
- Sí, al habla.
- Hola buenos días. Mire, yo pasé por la farmacia y me compré un kit de pastillas de estos de pastilla azul o pastilla roja. Me tomé la pastilla roja y me he despertado en la misma cama de siempre con mi mujer al lado. ¡Esto es un timo, oiga!
- A ver señor, no se lo tome tan a pecho. A ver, ¿seguro que no ha cambiado nada? ¿No le ha crecido un pelo en el sobaco o un grano en el culo?
- Hombre, sí que noto más bello púbico pero me esperaba otra cosa.
- A ver, en el prospecto pone que en caso de tomarse la pastilla roja va a notar unos cuantos cambios, pero no le especifica qué cambios.
- ¿Cómo que no? Habla de salirse de la matrix, de volar por los aires como Neo, de follarse a una tía buena y ¡no ha pasado nada de eso!
- Pero en el folleto pone muy claro que eso son casos pasados y que casos pasados no prometen cambios futuros.
- ¿Pero me está llamando tonto a la cara o qué?
- Tonto no, pero un poco ingenuo quizá sí.

Red pill, blue pill

I imagine that right now you're feeling a little bit like Alice, tumbling down the rabithole.
You can say that
I can see it in your eyes. You have the look of a man who accepts what he sees because he expects to wake up. Ironically this in not far from the truth. Do you believe in fate Neo?
No.
Why not.
Beause I don't like the idea that I'm not in control of my life.
I know exactly what you mean.
Let me tell you why you're here. You're here because you know something; what you know you can't explain, you don't know what it is; you can't explain it but you feel it. You've felt it you're entire life that there's something wrong with the world, You don't know what that is but it's there like a splinter in your mind driving you mad. It is this feeling that has brought you to me. Do you know what I'm talking about?
The matrix?
Do you want to know what it is?
Yes
The matrix is everywhere, it is all around us. Even now in this very room. You can see it when you look out the window, or when you turn on your television, You can feel it when you go to work, when you go to church, when you pay your taxes. It is the world that has been pulled over your eyes to blind you from the truth.
What truth?
That you are a slave Neo. Like everyone else you were born into bondage, you were born into a prison that you can not smell or taste or touch. A prison for your mind. Unfortunatelly no one can be told what the matrix is you have to see it for yourself. This is your last chance after this there is no turning back. You take the blue pill you wake up in your bed, you believe what you want to believe. You take the red pill, you stay in wonderland and I show you how deep the rabithole goes. Remember, all I'm offering you is the truth, nothing more.